Filth

Two new entries in the list of "Things We've Said To Adam That Sound Dirty But Aren't":

• "Sure, you can go over there and play with your balls."
• "Adam, stop poking Katie."

Previous entries in this series include:

• "C'mon, Adam, you can pull your lizard later."
• "C'mon, don't suck it -- eat it."

Comments

[Mike Donovan]

One time will working on my kichen my girlfriend said we needed to use some caulking on the trim. I said "So, you want some caulk?" She smirked. I said "How much caulk do you want?" "Do you want caulk now?" She slightly smirked, getting tired of my joke. "Do you want some caulk in your mou...?" and I got kicked in the shin.

[Andromeda]

I swear, every year someone in my 7th grade class, while asking if it is OK to to work on an activity with several friends instead of just alone or with a partner, says, "Is it OK if we have a threesome?"

It reboots my brain every time, and they never know why.